The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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