Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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