therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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