So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do plants get herpes?
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