Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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