Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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