I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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