So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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