I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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