new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
