Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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