I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
