No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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