please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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