have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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