I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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