I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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