Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My dick has a subreddit
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