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I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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