I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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