gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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