In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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