I bet he comes in French.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
