I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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