I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I party with great urgency now.
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