i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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