I must be too annoying 4 u.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
