On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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