Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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