I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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