I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Did you just see the Batmobile???
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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