PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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