i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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