He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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