I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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