She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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