Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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