They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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