Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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