Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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