i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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