For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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