just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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