I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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