Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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