She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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