Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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