Kiss
Puke
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I did not marry a roomba.
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