your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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