Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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