And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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