Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
