The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
this hospital has no fireball
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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