Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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