that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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